y
i collect those little ropes they give out at martial arts seminars
y
MAS-TER

lorddarkfetus:

d0nn0:

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast

(Source: d0nn0)

faustsnastytrash:

having an inflation kink is basically
image

transtrendad:

we should stop putting our mbti types in our abouts and use our seme/uke types as seen by semeuke.com

like does it matter if ur an esfj or istp when no one has any idea if you might be a chibi seme or a flaming uke

cyberho:

Hello MTV and welcome to my crib

(Source: loli-riot)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

mirandies:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thejudge:

kingcheddarxvii:

Don’t say it

Remove from the contraption of which they are held, so that they may be in a state of personal freedom.

Release these creatures from their unjust incarceration

dONT

EMANCIPATE THEM

(Source: kasa51)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters)

darkknight-tactician-ayla:

12 year olds in 2007 more like

image

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

lovelykouga:

thetrainticket:

I CAN’T BREATHE 

Me every time someone draws me a picture